The sea in London
is perilous and dangerous. The stretch of water known as the Thames navigates
and winds around historic treasured landmarks where buried treasure was
hidden by Pirates centuries ago. A vintage building called 'The Tower'
has vast rich jewels from a Queen, the old crumbling house of what is
referred to the 'Parliament' has secrets of Sex scams, thieves and criminals
led by Pirate Blair and what is that my hearties I spy in the distance.
It's huge and derelict, like a cave - a pirates cave. It seems it has
had an awkward past, maybe distant relatives of us Pirates built it by
mistake its called Millennium Dome or something. But this Pirate is sailing
towards a market, not the Sunday morning kind, but a special market. A
market called Billingsgate where my fellow shipmates will welcome me on
my arrival before midnight with a huge feast of chicken, beef and other
scrumptious canapé delights before the stroke of the midnight hour.
My cabin boys Orlando and Johnny and their young lady friend, Keria were
meant to join me as I ported at the Embankment just yards away from the
square of Leicester. Yet the perilous frantic waves of the sea caused
discern for the young man and his lass. Instead we picked up other cast
(aways) and sailed them down shore to the celebration. Johnny, Orlando
and Keria arrived in style by road and went to secret hideout where they
met their fellow crew and shipmates.
Some of which remained anonymous, others had sacred pasts which would
gain them recognition for future years such as Kelly Brook, Natalie Imbruglia
and the fat guy from 'Lost' (Hurley AKA Jorge Garcia) and his workmate
Dominic Monaghan. They were joined by the real Pirates Of The Caribbean,
McKenzie Crook, Bill Knightly and Tia Dalma. The other members of this
swashbuckling party had access to three other caves enhancing a dance
floor, bars and a spectacular open air area where they could pass away
the couple of hours with rich and interesting sea tales.
Legends of the sea, Disney spent £400,000 of rubies to hold this special
evening and it was reported that Orlando had to be dragged away from his
other hideout, The Ivy to attend the party.
And so my short story ends. If you wish to discover more of this adventurous
tale then you can catch Pirates Of The Caribbean:Dead Man's Chest at your
local picture house now.