The sea in
London is perilous and dangerous. The stretch of water known as the Thames
navigates and winds around historic treasured landmarks where buried
treasure was hidden by Pirates centuries ago. A vintage building called
'The Tower' has vast rich jewels from a Queen, the old crumbling house of
what is referred to the 'Parliament' has secrets of Sex scams, thieves and
criminals led by Pirate Blair and what is that my hearties I spy in the
distance. It's huge and derelict, like a cave - a pirates cave. It seems
it has had an awkward past, maybe distant relatives of us Pirates built it
by mistake its called Millennium Dome or something. But this Pirate is
sailing towards a market, not the Sunday morning kind, but a special
market. A market called Billingsgate where my fellow shipmates will
welcome me on my arrival before midnight with a huge feast of chicken,
beef and other scrumptious canapé delights before the stroke of the
midnight hour.
My cabin boys Orlando and Johnny and their young lady
friend, Keria were meant to join me as I ported at the Embankment just
yards away from the square of Leicester. Yet the perilous frantic waves of
the sea caused discern for the young man and his lass. Instead we picked
up other cast (aways) and sailed them down shore to the celebration.
Johnny, Orlando and Keria arrived in style by road and went to secret
hideout where they met their fellow crew and shipmates.
Some of which
remained anonymous, others had sacred pasts which would gain them
recognition for future years such as Kelly Brook, Natalie Imbruglia and
the fat guy from 'Lost' (Hurley AKA Jorge Garcia) and his workmate Dominic
Monaghan. They were joined by the real Pirates Of The Caribbean, McKenzie
Crook, Bill Knightly and Tia Dalma. The other members of this
swashbuckling party had access to three other caves enhancing a dance
floor, bars and a spectacular open air area where they could pass away the
couple of hours with rich and interesting sea tales.
Legends of the
sea, Disney spent £400,000 of rubies to hold this special evening and it
was reported that Orlando had to be dragged away from his other hideout,
The Ivy to attend the party.
And so my short story ends. If you wish to
discover more of this adventurous tale then you can catch Pirates Of The
Caribbean:Dead Man's Chest at your local picture house
now.