There's a few people on earth which makes you think that God still had a hunch with Adam eating that apple in the Garden Of Eden. The kind of people we could really do without. These include John Presscott, Carol Vorderman, Peter Andre and of course, Barbara Windsor. Above all of these and the person who wears the crown of the most useless tosser to ever be born is rat face Ken Livingstone. Without question Livingstone has the kind of face which is beyond plastic surgery and the most cringe worthy little smirk which even a saint would gladly punch.

However, we have actually met Kenny boy a few times and he is quite a reasonable guy and to win over more

votes he's actually going to attempt to turn London into a disabled friendly city. Whether this means fixing the traffic lights again to allow more time for wheelchairs to cross a road is yet to be seen! What we do know however is that the Mayor has compiled a three step guide on how he intends the capital to be more accessible for disabled and deaf visitors.

The first step is to analyze the results from a survey which was carried out between August 2003 and February 2004. The Disability Capital Survey was filled in by deaf and disabled Londoners.

Next, the Greater London Authority to sort out a program which will give deaf and disabled people in London more easier access around the city.

The work program, set out in step two will have detailed action points in step three. This will then be used in the GLA business plan for 2004-2007. The Mayor will review the develops on the plan on a yearly basis.

So basically, reading between the lines all Ken Livingstone and his chums are doing are writing a few things on paper, reading it back to themselves and then making a few changes once a year.

However, at least some good may come out of this. Maybe Planet Hollywood will fix that disabled lift which has been out of action for nearly two years. Yes guys, we regular visit your restaurant and saw that you pinned a note to the broken lift the day the new disabled law came into action to cover your backs!

If you have nothing better to do and feel like a day out you can attend the second Disability Capital Conference on Thursday March 17th 2005. For more details email us marking the title bar 'Conference' and we will book a space for you, also let us know if you fancy reporting back for us from the event itself.