Hop Along Cassidy AKA Heather Mills has now made another outrageous statement that she would rather loose another limb then go through the rocketry divorce she has had with millionaire, Paul McCartney.

"I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through," Mills wined "It's a fact because if your limbs are chopped off you ... get another limb and there's light at the end of the tunnel." This degrading outburst is a kick in the teeth, or should that be leg? for anybody who has lost a limb. The 38 year old loathed model married the Beatle, who incidently is a death-knocking 64, for his money - c'mon it can't be for his wrinkly old face and his looks can it?

Paul on the other hand has raised one of may chins to stay calm and has urged everybody connected with the divorce to act with dignity. Relax Paul - we won't write a negative word about your two faced spiteful ex!

Macca played the Albert Hall a few weeks premiering his new classical album. After his performance he thanked his family and friends for giving him support through a troubled time being separated from his money thieving legless ex wife.

Things become even more confusing as Hop Along Cassidy keeps repeating how much in love she was with her millionaire husband. In her own fake and sickening words she had loved Sir Paul "unconditionally". So why did she make the slanderous accusation that he physically abused her?

According to the lying toad Paul cut her arm with cut glass! Couldn't she just defend herself and kick him in the groin with her plank of wood? Paul strongly denies the claims and is willing to carry on the case in court.

Mills is also trying to dismiss claims that she was a prostitute. Something she may have to retreat back/ start to consider to after being one of the most hated women on the planet at the moment. Whether her clients will be given a discount because she can no longer get her 'leg over' is yet to be decided!

Stuck in the middle of this messy divorce is her daughter, Beatrice. Who now has to face the fact that her mother has now upset people with disabilities because of the former mentioned limb remark. (The only reason we have decided to write this article by the way.)

If Hop Along takes offense at recent derogatory comments made at her through the press (Something us here at ABLE2 would never stoop to!). She will find it difficult to defend herself as she hasn't really got a leg to stand on - well she has one to be fair!