Over the past seven years we have managed to avoid a plethora of Reality TV shows related stories. Although current incidents from the Big Brother house has found their way onto front covers of leading Tabloids and broadsheets.

It all started when former BB loser Jade Goody reentered the house and was joined by her one armed Lesbo mother who had difficulty pronouncing a former housemate's name. Jackiey Budden refereed to her as 'The Indian' and 'Princess' which upset Sheply, Shippy - sorry, Shilpa quite a bit. From than on things became worse for Shilpa, but made great TV viewing for the rest of us. This can't be denied as viewing figures raised considerably, probably because all the Indians living in the UK started tuning in!

Gayboy Ian Watkins from poor ABBA rip-off band, Steps started bawling his eyes out and moaning about Shepa's abuse in the diary room. But cowardly stayed out of the conflict which was continuing inside the house itself. Jade then complained about Shiply's food and remarked,

'No wonder I keep getting the shits'

In all fairness this is the same quote girlfriends hear on a Saturday morning when their other half wakes up from a lads night out which involved a Curry, but it was pretty foolish to spurt out the remark on the TV show. Danielle Lloyd then said,

'You Don't know where those hands have been'

In reference to Shipper picking up morsels from housemates plates. Shilpa then decided to toss left over soup down the loo and blocked the blooming thing up! S Clubber Jo asked her why she didn't put the soup down the sink instead and advised her to pick the bones out with her teeth. (Which actually could had been a good weekly task for the housemates couldn't it?)

Shiply fought back to Cowboy Jo and said,

'There's a lot more I want to do with my teeth'

Although we never found out what that exactly was. If you have any ideas please email us and we will send a Curry to the best suggestion.

Anyway back to the Big Brother Wigwam and Jade, who shares one deformed brain cell with the rest of her family, had a massive row with Shipla over an OXO cube and Jo made the racial remark wishing Shipla would go back home. Then came the flood of complaints from 21,000 viewers and the papers (some of which who complained about illegal emigrants in the UK in the past) had a frenzied week reporting back from the incidents.

Blair and Gordon Brown added their concern and Carphone Warehouse withdrew their sponsorship deal from Channel 4 immediately.

Jade's mum has of course raised her arms, sorry - arm, in her daughters defense and S Clubber Bradley, who is black himself has stuck up for Jo claiming she is not racist.

Leo Sayer has also told the press that all the hosemates were nice people, but a bit stupid.

That comes from somebody who escaped the house because he didn't want to wash his own underwear by the way!

The other black housemate, Jermaine Jackson hasn't had any racial abuse, which does question if the aforementioned housemates are indeed racist or just really pissed off with the Indian princess and made careless remarks which has upset this PC friendly country.

Channel 4 opened voting lines a day later than normal this week, (they probably had other things to deal with) and the profit raised from Jade and Shipla eviction vote will be given to Charity or put towards building a Curry house near the BB studio!